How Well Do Your Followers Know You?

sakura-milk:

ericandy:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:

Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Random fact:

ASK ME!!!!!

(Source: kanrose)

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perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

(Source: fascistballerinamoved)

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h0-llah:

explorethecity:

ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

Every time it appears on my dash.

I will reblog it.

So simple yet so clever

it kinda scares me…

(Source: iraffiruse)

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nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic)

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Sixpenceeee Made Me Remember

I occasionally have certain experiences that my memory seems to suppress until I see or read something that reminds me of them, that’s what sixpenceeee’s glitch post has done for me today.

When I was younger especially but, it still sometimes happens today, is when I have certain repetitive dreams of possible real life situations and conversations that I can remember word for word it often really happens

I remember one time in 7th grade I kept having this dream about a conversation with my (now ex) boyfriends little sister who I was good friends with in the mall and a couple weeks later we actually had the exact same conversation word for word in the exact same spot in the mall as in my dream.

nichvlas:

I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.

(Source: nichvlas)

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noaht-all:

how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself

(Source: shrug-city)

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gingerten:

doctorscompanian:

onawingandaswear:

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

Just do it. He deserves to do it after, all he’s a retired military Man.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? HE LOOKS PERFECT!!

GO CAPTAIN AMERI-DAD!!!

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dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

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majesty:

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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the-man-without-a-home:

capnmakara:

writtenly:

I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies

im crying

I actually needed this

the-man-without-a-home:

capnmakara:

writtenly:

I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies

im crying

I actually needed this

(Source: writtenly)

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prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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"HAVE YOU EVER" hour. DO IT.

  • Okay people, this is your chance.
  • 1. had sex?
  • 2. bought condoms?
  • 3. gotten pregnant?
  • 4. failed a class?
  • 5. kissed a boy?
  • 6. kissed a girl?
  • 7. had a job?
  • 8. left the house without my wallet?
  • 9. bullied someone on the internet?
  • 10. sexted?
  • 11. had sex in public?
  • 12. smoked weed?
  • 13. smoked cigarettes?
  • 14. smoked a cigar?
  • 15. drank alcohol?
  • 16. been to a wedding?
  • 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
  • 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
  • 19. been late for school?
  • 20. kissed in the rain?
  • 21. showered with someone else?
  • 22. been outside my home country?
  • 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
  • 24. had lice?
  • 25. gotten my heart broken?
  • 26. had a credit card?
  • 27. been to a professional sports game?
  • 28. broken a bone?
  • 29. been unhappy about my weight?
  • 30. won a trophy?
  • 31. cut myself?
  • 32. been on a diet?
  • 33. rode in a taxi?
  • 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
  • 35. been to a concert?
  • 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • 37. had braces?
  • 38. wore make up?
  • 39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
  • 40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
  • 41. Snuck out of the house?
  • 42. had oral sex?
  • 43. dyed my hair?
  • 44. met someone famous?
  • 45. been on vacation?
  • 46. been on a boat?
  • 47. been on an airplane?
  • 48. prank called someone?
  • 49. taken a pregnancy test?
  • 50. been suspended from school?

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Just chillin

Just chillin